Life of Alvins, By My Computer
Because I’m apparently a narcissist, I created a computer program that could write like me.
(In actuality, it doesn’t write like me. It just takes phrases I use commonly, and pairs them with words I use uniquely.)
For computery people, here’s some explanation, where you can figure out that I’m quite the beginner when it comes to programming.
Oh, and if you want me to run your writing through this, I can! Just lemme know.
That said, here’s a computerized — and somewhat poetic — version of something I would normally write:
1. The old man leaning. It was a brainwashed. From: Alvin Chang SECRETLY. His name was dogwood. I wanted to military. But I always disability. 2. I don't know released. But I always Harry. With a flick Reilly--writes. His name was 400. But I don't walker. That's when I prescription. 3. I always thought Rainbows. At some point sir. When I was DIDN'T. In fact I traces. The next day broadcast. But a few attacks. 4. I wondered if trend. But I always immersed. A few months Faisal. I wondered if infantile. I didn't know dinosaur. But I always earning. 5. But a few pains. But I think mammoth. 1 comprehend. 1 magazines. But you know emo. That is why repaired. 6. But I don't bluntly. But I have grid. That's when I main. But then he Copperfield. I didn't know Dorothy. I wondered if underage.